Friday, March 5, 2010

Erdogan on Iran

Turkish PM Erdogan on Iran:
Iran is the superest, most non-nuclear, peace-loving, and un-nuclear of the non-nuclear superpowers in the world... It has more young, beautiful girls per capita than the puny Zionist enemy of Israel... Also, it is definitely not enriching weapons-grade uranium; and even if it were, it's totally allowed to. In addition, Iran boasts some of the best freedom of the press and freedom of assembly in the world... It also offers the most religiously tolerant living in the whole world. It does not not kill Sunnis and Tehran is full of Sunni mosques. Jews, Baloch and Arab minorities have significant representation in the government. Iranian mullahs preach love and peace... Finally, it does not have a nuclear weapon program, nor did it ever have, does have, will have, or plan to have any kind of program for any kind of weapon that is at all or will ever be nuclear... Ever. For these reasons, Allah selected Iran to guide the world away from Zionism and toward spiritual purity... Everyone else would like to know where to get crack as good as the shit Mr. Ahmanineenaenajaadd [sic] got. If the United States of America runs out of people to blow up, Iran is next on the list. Shame on US and A for invading innocent countries who mind their own business and happen to all shoot at protesters, beat journalists, and threaten their neighbors...

Day Opening - March 5

Sarikamis, Turkey